BF2 Pimp my Ride!

The series "Put a Jihad on my Ride" featured on the popular pop culture channel MTE is gaining more and more popularity every show. On the show unsuspecting young men and women get a chance to have their highschool beaters transformed into real road warriors. East Dune Customs, a fabricating and "Jihad" specialist company out of the city of Karkand takes on the task of giving these kids what they have always dreamt of.
Last week on "Put a Jihad on my Ride" a poor and hopeless young man named Fred from the Inner city of Karkand heard a knock at his door. Waiting outside was none other than gansta rap star Abdir (aka ExhibitA). ExhibitA took one look at Fred's beat up 1987 Humvee and was immediately disgusted. He later said, "Damn, that thing was a real heap, a shizzle on the nizzle, a Karkand Crapper, a drive it off the Kubra Dam Dinger." Fred's American made Humvee was swiftly driven off to the boyz at East Dune Customs. When it squeaked, gurgled, smoked, and bounced into the shop, the boyz at EDC took one look at it and decided that it wasn't even worth the trouble. They never would have thought a boy from Karkand would ever purchase a "Sharqi Sh*tter" as one EDC squad member called it. The EDC crew took it out to the remote desert and called in the Artillery. "No way were we going to put a Jihad on that piece" Says EDC squad leader Aziz Basheer Fuwaad Hammeen. Thier decision to take the WMD's to Fred's humvee prompted a swift response from the growing car manufacturing company VOD who ended up donating one of their brand new nik 2s. Made popular in the early 90's, the nik was the frontrunner of the minivan race. Minivans were the new thing back then and today they can only be found in the driveways of the highest officials of Mashtuur City. In simple terms, the nik is a car that any teen would take a GL to the face for.
East Dune Customs did a real Jihad on this vod. They put it on bags and dropped it to the desert also adding a Wings East custom front spoiler, airdam, and side skirts. Adding 26" Sand Series wheels and the grave digger tires, this vod is really meant for the road. They really brought in the sandstorm when they decided to go with the hottest new color scheme, black cammo. A supercharged VOD 502 gives this nik some punch in the straights and 13" brembo rotors fitted with six piston calipers make sure this little dust storm doesn't run itself into any mosques while it's racing around Karkand. The stereo featured in this car was designed by boomstick audio and rams 5,000 jiggawatts through 8 8ohm dual voice coil subwoofers and 16 speakers. 4 of the subwoofers are mounted on the undercariage which really gives this VOD some BOOM BOOM. Click here to see EDC testing the audio system in the new VOD before being customized.